jonathangriff:

itskindofhot-actually:

usswillton:

pyrocrastinate:

tdrloid:

Low fat yo

is no one going to talk about 1/3 fewer cries than the leg

perving

i think we’re all missing ht e most important

fat free yort

weig waters

(Source: passcety, via burntmicrowave)

weloveshortvideos:

I swear the devil came out from inside her

Vine by Just Jonah

(via alekslittlecareer)

rise-ofthe-nobs:

he only got to night 2

(via meow-super-cat)

How to make friends 101

scarynoodle-taku:

mayor-evan:

mayor-jasmine:

mayor-jasmine:

1.) Send them anon messages saying ‘expand dong’ for about a week
2.) Ask if they want to know who u are
3.) Tell them anyway
4.) BOOM! Friendship

Thank u to kilimanjunko for teaching me this method
I hope you all make many friend

I’ve got two ‘expand dong’ messages since this
Dying

I got one^-^

let’s expand all our friendships like we expand our dongs

(Source: viridemcrossing, via meow-super-cat)

I’m glad you age about a third of a year, every year.

(Source: aleksvitaly, via meow-super-cat)

greathaircut:

it turns out I didn’t imagine the movie where poohs friends think he died in crystal hell cave

I’m going to be rethinking a lot of things tonight

(Source: grevenz, via everlastingterror)

coyotecrank:

Good work Seamus

(via crappy-creature-carl)

dirtyfnafconfessions:

The cupcake on the right of the security desk is honestly the most attractive thing in this madhouse. All y’all robot-fuckers need jesus.”

(via dittles)

Aleks playing Five Nights at Freddy’s

"I hate that fox at Pirate Cove, dude. That fox is so shit."

(Source: slymoose, via meow-super-cat)

(Source: catreaper, via goldenblackhawk)

howidiotic:

yo what’s up with those days when u have to pee like 35 times

(via arwyinn)

plop-alot:

walking out of an exam you knew you failed

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(via danznewz)

batlock:

So.

Cards Against Humanity.

I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

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It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

If you have it, open your box.

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You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

Do that.

Do it carefully.

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Holy shit.

There’s something in there. What could that be?

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There’s a card.

There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

But what card?

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I fucking love these people.

(via daft-hunk)